Reese Witherspoon Takes a Puff

On the Vancouver set of This Means War, Witherspoon compliments her mildly attractive looks with a plain, poofy puff coat.

There’s only one thing I can’t stand more than mildly attractive people. PUFF COATS.

Personally, I can’t stand puffs.

They make anyone look like a marshmallow more than a human. And, they’re SO boring.

Puffs are the AnnTaylor of the coat world.

Puffs are the “See Jane Run” of fashion.

If puffs were a meal, they would taste like chicken.

If Sarah Plain & Tall were to pick a winter ensemble, it would include a puff.

Please. Just go with a form-fitting wool jacket.

NO MORE PUFFS.